Every morning this month, The Kid gets out of bed, asks what the date is, then heads to his chocolate Christmas countdown calendar to open a tiny paper window which has the date printed on it, and, behind the window, a piece of chocolate in a range of holiday designs. This morning, after asking about today's date, I took The Kid into the kitchen to show him our terribly boring, non-chocolate calendar. As I pointed to today's date, December 22nd, I asked The Kid, "What number is this?" He excitedly yelled out, "Twenty-TOOTH!" Sweet!