"OMG that walk (in a hurry, over ice, slush, water, and deep puddles) was like being on a Japanese game show."
This is the surprising text I just received from Aqua Man describing his walk to the train station this morning in what started out as light rain, but apparently turned into an unexpected downpour. Poor guy. And now, I need to get some paper towel to wipe up the coffee I just spit out from laughing so hard.
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Weighing Heavy On His Mind
This morning at breakfast, The Kid, shook his head in disbelief, let out a huge sigh and, unprompted, declared the following: "I can't believe the Clone Troopers were brainwashed by the signal that the Sith Lord turned on." It was only 6:50 in the morning.
Also, in a separate but related note, our whole household is geared up (it is unavoidable as The Kid is out of his jar excited for this show) for the premier of Cartoon Network's weekly "The Clone Wars" series.
Of course, I can't forget to mention Halloween. Only 30 days until Halloween! On this most important day (my personal favorite holiday), The Kid will leave the house dressed as either a Storm Trooper (he already has the costume-bought for him by my BFF-and often dresses up, fighting imaginary battles) or as a Clone Trooper. So, will The Kid be a good Storm Trooper or a bad Clone Trooper? Will he be both? With 30 days left until Halloween it is much too early for The Kid to decide.
May the Force be with Aqua Man and I, as the days unfold.
Also, in a separate but related note, our whole household is geared up (it is unavoidable as The Kid is out of his jar excited for this show) for the premier of Cartoon Network's weekly "The Clone Wars" series.
Of course, I can't forget to mention Halloween. Only 30 days until Halloween! On this most important day (my personal favorite holiday), The Kid will leave the house dressed as either a Storm Trooper (he already has the costume-bought for him by my BFF-and often dresses up, fighting imaginary battles) or as a Clone Trooper. So, will The Kid be a good Storm Trooper or a bad Clone Trooper? Will he be both? With 30 days left until Halloween it is much too early for The Kid to decide.
May the Force be with Aqua Man and I, as the days unfold.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Note to Chin:
You are NOT 18 anymore!
Perhaps you didn't get the memo, but, ah, "we" have turned 38 years old as of last week. While the rest of the body appreciates your attempt at maintaining your youth, spreading acne all over yourself is NOT the way to go about it.
It looks bad on you, and the rest of us.
Plus, dear chin, it's time that you just accept the fact that we are a bit older now, and, frankly, you just need to begin to age gracefully. Let it go; you'll never be a teenager again! So stop breaking out like one!
With Love,
The rest of Yoga Grl's face/body
Perhaps you didn't get the memo, but, ah, "we" have turned 38 years old as of last week. While the rest of the body appreciates your attempt at maintaining your youth, spreading acne all over yourself is NOT the way to go about it.
It looks bad on you, and the rest of us.
Plus, dear chin, it's time that you just accept the fact that we are a bit older now, and, frankly, you just need to begin to age gracefully. Let it go; you'll never be a teenager again! So stop breaking out like one!
With Love,
The rest of Yoga Grl's face/body
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